‘This One Time At Uni…’
This one time at uni I was a model student,
You could even say I was rather prudent.
Then came the time when I worked with a group,
We ended up just playing X-Factor songs on loop.
It snowed lots one year and we made a snow bear,
He got knocked down though, it was so unfair!
On several occasions I joined a pub quiz,
Unfortunately I’m not much of a whizz.
In cultural style I went to a show,
Though only this year it seems so long ago.
On quite a few nights I sang with a mate,
These karaoke memories are still oh so great.
The best night at uni I dressed as Wonderwoman,
It’s safe to say that that night was a good’un 😉
One horrible night I slept on the floor,
If it wasn’t for my friends I’d still be scratching at the door.
It gets even worse when I gorge on cocktails,
The result is no less than a long string of fails.
In third year of uni I [accidently] started a fire,
The gloves that I burned ended up looking dire!
Most stressful was when I had a dissertation disaster,
I couldn’t have worked on it any faster.
Though my time there is over I just want to say,
I would not have had it any other way.